Queen Liz

hate her hate her hate her
NOTE: after recent events we feel need to clarify, our wed designer Queen Liz (whom we dearly wish dead) was seperate from UK Monarch Queen Elizabeth The Second. We nevertheless thank our diligent fans for taking their duty and cutting out the old lady.

Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Gl├╝cksburg

Status: dead.
death after four attempts

Jerry Seinfeld

that letterman interview ruined my fucking career thanks for the advice jerry

Bobcat Goldthwait

please just speak fucking normally

Stanley Kubrick

Status: dead.
We were out for him for years but it was those space junkies at NASA that got him.

Princess Diana

Status: dead.
Can't say I'm really proud of this one, can't say it was my choice either.

Jacob Black

hypocrisy - in name and nature.